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Happy Deepavali 2016

Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Deepavali 2010. May this festival brings lots and lots of happiness in your life and fulfill all your dreams.

Celebrate an Environmentally Safe Deepavali.

--Say NO to Crackers.--

Sholey Stars together

Gabbar and Thakur Together

A Different Love Letter

 

A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it.Often happens in life

A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his
classmate.

My Dearest Reshma

Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options
(a)10 marks, (b) 5marks and (c) 3 marks

1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:

(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really ... am I doing it?

2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:

(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile


3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you
stopped singing because:

(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song


4) When you were showing your child photo, when I asked for it, you hide
it because:

(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know


5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting youand
you took only my friend's because:

(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don't know


6)
You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...

(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded


7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college
because:

(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them


8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose
on your head because:

(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose


9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at 6:00AM
because:

(a)
you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual

If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in
expressing it. If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is
budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom. If you have scored
less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.

Eagerly awaiting your reply..
love,



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Reshma's reply letter was also in Q/A format........

,

Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.

1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class,
sees them.
(a) Yes
(b) No

2) If a girls laughs and looks anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes
(b) No


3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop
singing or not ?
(a) Yes
(b) No


4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood
photo. You poked your nose inside..... right ?
(a) Yes
(b) No


5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you
understand yet?
(a) Yes
(b) No


6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand? (a)Yes
(b) No


7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
(a) Yes
(b) No


8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Isit
true ?
(a) Yes
(b) No


9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come
daily to Temple. Do you know ?
(a) Yes
(b) No


If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I amnot
loving you. If you have answered "No", then you don't know the
meaning of Love.

Hope everything is clear to you.
Reshma

How to Catch a Lion in Bollywood Style

How to catch the lion

1. Newton's Method:

Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite reaction.Implies you caught lion

2. Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.

3. Schrodinger Method:

At any given moment, there is a positive probability that lion to be in the cage. So set the trap, sit down and wait.

4. Inverse Transformation Method:

We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it.Perform an inverse transformation with respect to lion. Lion is in and we are out.

5. Thermodynamic Procedure:

We const ruct a semi-permeable membrane which allows everything to pass it except lions. Then sweep the entire forest with it.

6. Integration Differential Method:

Integrate the forest over the entire area. The lion is some where in the result. So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t lion to trace out the lion

GOT FRUSTRATED

Now lets kill the lion...

Rajnikanth Method :

1. Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

2. Remove the make-up and put it over lion. The lion will die notwithstanding that heavy weight.

Kamal Method:

Go near the lion and cry like anything.... Lion will die of sorrow !

Jayalalitha Method:

Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping !

Manirathnam Method (director):

Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted.Keep murmuring something in its ears. The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

Balachandar Method (director):

Send a lioness into the forest. our lion and lioness fall in love with each other. Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness(third) into the forest. You don't understand right...

ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont !

Shanker method (director):

Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.

Shah rukh khan method:

Release a film like 'ASHOKA".and make the lion to watch the movie.

Govinda method:

Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Rahul dravid method:Ask the lion to bowl at u.U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run.

Menaka Gandhi method:

save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.

George bush method:

Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him.