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Husband Mart....!!!
A store called Husband Mart that sells husbands has just opened. A woman can go there and choose a husband from among many men.
The store consists of 6 floors. As you open the door to any floor you can choose a man from that floor or choose to go up to the next floor.
But you cannot go back down to a previous floor, except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to Husband Mart to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
A store called Husband Mart that sells husbands has just opened. A woman can go there and choose a husband from among many men.
The store consists of 6 floors. As you open the door to any floor you can choose a man from that floor or choose to go up to the next floor.
But you cannot go back down to a previous floor, except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to Husband Mart to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1- These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well,that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads:
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well,that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?" And up she goes again.
The fourth floor sign reads:
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids are extremely good looking, and help with the housework.
"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads:
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak."Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting
me further on?"
women are impossible to please.me further on?"
Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice day!
So up to the sixth floor she goes. Kindle Wireless Reading Device, Wi-Fi, 6" Display, Graphite - Latest Generation
The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are 3,456,789,012th visitor to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exist solely as proof that
BYE!!
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