Very Old Currency of India

Victoria Portrait Series.

The first set of British India notes were the 'Victoria Portrait' Series issued in denominations of 10, 20, 50, 100, 1000. These were unifaced, carried two language panels and were printed on hand-moulded paper manufactured at the Laverstock Paper Mills (Portals). The security features incorporated the watermark (GOVERNMENT OF INDIA, RUPEES, two signatures and wavy lines), the printed signature and the registration of the notes.

     

Rupees Ten                                                    Rupees Hundered

British India Notes facilitated inter-spatial transfer of funds. As a security precaution, notes were cut in half. One set was sent by post. On confirmation of receipt, the other half was despatched by post.

Half note
This series remained largely unchanged till the introduction of the 'King's Portrait' series which commenced in 1923.

 

Green Underprint - Rupees Five Hundred

Green Underprint - Rupees Five

Red Underprint - Rupees Fifty
Small Denomination Notes

The introduction of small denomination notes in India was essentially in the realm of the exigent. Compulsions of the first World War led to the introduction of paper currency of small denominations. Rupee One was introduced on 30th November, 1917 followed by the exotic Rupees Two and Annas Eight. The issuance of these notes was discontinued on 1st January, 1926 on cost benefit considerations. These notes first carried the portrait of King George V and were the precursors of the 'King's Portrait' Series which were to follow.

Rupee One - Obverse

Rupee One -Reverse

Rupees Two and Annas Eight - Obverse
King's Portrait Series

Regular issues of this Series carrying the portrait of George V were introduced in May, 1923 on a Ten Rupee Note. The King's Portrait Motif continued as an integral feature of all Paper Money issues of British India. Government of India continued to issue currency notes till 1935 when the Reserve Bank of India took over the functions of the Controller of Currency. These notes were issued in denominations of Rs 5, 10, 50, 100, 500, 1000, 10,000.

Rupees Fifty

Rupees One Thousand

Rupees Ten Thousand


the Bank's issues to January 1938 when the first Five Rupee note was issued bearing the portrait of George VI.

Rupees Five - First Note issued by Reserve Bank of India

This was followed by Rs 10 in February, Rs 100 in March and Rs 1,000 and Rs 10,000 in June 1938.

Rupees One Hundred

Rupees One Thousand

Rupees Ten Thousand

In August 1940, the one-rupee note was reintroduced, once again as a war time measure, as a Government note with the status of a rupee coin,

Rupee One Obverse

Rupee One Reverse

 Rupees Two

As an added security feature, the security thread was introduced for the first time in India.

George VI Profile  

George VI Frontal

The George VI series continued till 1947 and thereafter as a frozen series till 1950 when post independence notes were issued.      

EK ENGINEER KA DARD

EK ENGINEER KA DARD

USKA DARD DOOR KARNE KE LIYE NUSKHE

ENGINEER WOH HAI JO AKSAR PHASTA HAI

## KHYALO ME
INTERVIEWS KE SAWAAL MAE

### JAWAB SAHI HO TO PHASEGA NAHI
BADI COMPANIYON KI CHAAL MAE

### CHALL TODNE KE LIYE ANKHEEN HAI KAAN HAI AUR 50 GMS BHEJA HAI
BOSS AUR CLIENT KE BAWAAL MAE

### WHEN U TRY TO PLEASE BOTH TABHI NA

ENGINEER WOH HAI JO PAK GAYA HAI

### CHOICE KHATAM HOGAYI TAB
MEETINGS KI JHELAI MAE

### MEETING MEIN DECIDE KARNA HAI KI AGLI MEETING KAB HAI
SUBMISSIONS KI GEHRAI MAE

@#@#@#   HAHAHA
TEAMWORK KI CHATAI MAE

#### Its like playing Football

ENGINEER WOH HAI JO LAGA RAHTA HAI
SCHEDULE KO FAILANE MAE

#### Machinery ka dimagi lubricant hai woh dear
TARGETS KO KHISKAANE MAE

### woh to mkting walo ka kam hai  dilema hai yahan par
ROZ NAYE-NAYE BAHANE MAE

 

#### HAHAHAHHA

ENGINEER WOH HAI JO
LUNCH TIME MAE BREAKFAST KARTA HAI
DINNER TIME MAE LUNCH KARTA HAI

#### Sign Of LAZY NESS
COMMUTATION KE WAQT SOYA KARTA HAI

##### ?????? SRRY

ENGINEER WOH HAI JO PAGAL HAI
CHAI AUR SAMOSE KE PYAR MAE
CIGERATTE KE KHUMAR MAE
BIRDWATCHING KE VICHAR MAE

 

#@#@# SAB KA APNA APNA TIME PASS HOBBY HAI

ENGINEER WOH HAI JO KHOYA HAI
REMINDERS KE JAWAAB MAE
NA MILNE WALE HISAAB MAE
BEHTAR BHAVISHYA KE KHWAAB MAE

 

@@@@ GOOD LUCK

ENGINEER WOH HAI JISE INTEZAAR HAI
WEEKEND NIGHT MANANE KA
BOSS KE CHHUTTI JAANE KA
INCREMENT KI KHABAR AANE KA

@@@ WOW CHUTTI KHWABO MEIN

ENGINEER WOH HAI JO SOCHTA HAI
KAASH PADHAI PE DHYAAN DIYA HOTA
KAASH TEACHER SE PANGA NA LIYA HOTA
KAASH ISHQ NA KIYA HOTA

 

******* THISIS PERFECT ENGINEER HAHHAHAAAH :)

Happy Deepavali 2016

Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Deepavali 2010. May this festival brings lots and lots of happiness in your life and fulfill all your dreams.

Celebrate an Environmentally Safe Deepavali.

--Say NO to Crackers.--

Sholey Stars together

Gabbar and Thakur Together

A Different Love Letter

 

A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it.Often happens in life

A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his
classmate.

My Dearest Reshma

Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options
(a)10 marks, (b) 5marks and (c) 3 marks

1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:

(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really ... am I doing it?

2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:

(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile


3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you
stopped singing because:

(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song


4) When you were showing your child photo, when I asked for it, you hide
it because:

(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know


5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting youand
you took only my friend's because:

(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don't know


6)
You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...

(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded


7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college
because:

(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them


8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose
on your head because:

(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose


9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at 6:00AM
because:

(a)
you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual

If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in
expressing it. If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is
budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom. If you have scored
less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.

Eagerly awaiting your reply..
love,



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Reshma's reply letter was also in Q/A format........

,

Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.

1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class,
sees them.
(a) Yes
(b) No

2) If a girls laughs and looks anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes
(b) No


3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop
singing or not ?
(a) Yes
(b) No


4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood
photo. You poked your nose inside..... right ?
(a) Yes
(b) No


5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you
understand yet?
(a) Yes
(b) No


6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand? (a)Yes
(b) No


7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
(a) Yes
(b) No


8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Isit
true ?
(a) Yes
(b) No


9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come
daily to Temple. Do you know ?
(a) Yes
(b) No


If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I amnot
loving you. If you have answered "No", then you don't know the
meaning of Love.

Hope everything is clear to you.
Reshma

How to Catch a Lion in Bollywood Style

How to catch the lion

1. Newton's Method:

Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite reaction.Implies you caught lion

2. Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.

3. Schrodinger Method:

At any given moment, there is a positive probability that lion to be in the cage. So set the trap, sit down and wait.

4. Inverse Transformation Method:

We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it.Perform an inverse transformation with respect to lion. Lion is in and we are out.

5. Thermodynamic Procedure:

We const ruct a semi-permeable membrane which allows everything to pass it except lions. Then sweep the entire forest with it.

6. Integration Differential Method:

Integrate the forest over the entire area. The lion is some where in the result. So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t lion to trace out the lion

GOT FRUSTRATED

Now lets kill the lion...

Rajnikanth Method :

1. Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

2. Remove the make-up and put it over lion. The lion will die notwithstanding that heavy weight.

Kamal Method:

Go near the lion and cry like anything.... Lion will die of sorrow !

Jayalalitha Method:

Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping !

Manirathnam Method (director):

Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted.Keep murmuring something in its ears. The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

Balachandar Method (director):

Send a lioness into the forest. our lion and lioness fall in love with each other. Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness(third) into the forest. You don't understand right...

ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont !

Shanker method (director):

Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.

Shah rukh khan method:

Release a film like 'ASHOKA".and make the lion to watch the movie.

Govinda method:

Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Rahul dravid method:Ask the lion to bowl at u.U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run.

Menaka Gandhi method:

save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.

George bush method:

Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him.

AN INSPIRING CHAT WITH GOD

AN INSPIRING CHAT WITH GOD - DON'T MISS
 
God: Hello. Did you call me?
Me: Called you? No.. Who is this?
God: This is GOD. I heard your prayers. So I thought I'd chat with you.
Me: I do pray. Just makes me feel good. I am actually busy now. I am in the midst of something...
God: What are you busy at? Ants are busy too.
Me: Don't know. But I can't find free time. Life has become hectic. It's rush hour all the time.
God: Sure. Activity gets you busy. But productivity gets you results. Activity consumes time. Productivity frees it.
Me: I understand. But I still can't figure it out. By the way, I was not expecting YOU to buzz me on instant messaging chat.
God: Well I wanted to resolve your fight for time, by giving you some clarity. In this net era, I wanted to reach you through the medium you are comfortable with.
Me: Tell me, why has life become complicated now?
God: Stop analyzing life. Just live it. Analysis is what makes it complicated.
Me: why are we then constantly unhappy?
God: Your today is the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday. You are worrying because you are analyzing. Worrying has become your habit. That's why you are not happy.
Me: But how can we not worry when there is so much uncertainty?
God: Uncertainty is inevitable, but worrying is optional.
Me: But then, there is so much pain due to uncertainty.
God: Pain is inevitable, but suffering is optional.
Me: If suffering is optional, why do good people always suffer?
God: Diamond cannot be polished without friction. Gold cannot be purified without fire. Good people go through trials, but don't suffer. With that experience their life becomes better not bitter.
Me: You mean to say such experience is useful?
God: Yes. In every terms, experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test first and the lessons afterwards.
Me: But still, why should we go through such tests? Why can't we be free from problems?
God: Problems are Purposeful Roadblocks Offering Beneficial Lessons (to)Enhance Mental Strength. Inner strength comes from struggle and endurance, not when you are free from problems.
Me: Frankly in the midst of so many problems, we don't know where we are heading.
God: If you look outside you will not know where you are heading. Look inside. Looking outside, you dream. Looking inside, you awaken. Eyes provide sight. Heart provides insight.
Me: Sometimes not succeeding fast seems to hurt more than moving in the right direction. What should I do?
God: Success is a measure as decided by others. Satisfaction is a measure as decided by you. Knowing the road ahead is more satisfying than knowing you rode ahead. You work with the compass. Let others work with the clock.
Me: In tough times, how do you stay motivated?
God: Always look at how far you have come rather than how far you have to go. Always count your blessing, not what you are missing.
Me: What surprises you about people?
God: when they suffer they ask, "why me?" When they prosper, they never ask "Why me" Everyone wishes to have truth on their side, but few want to be on the side of the truth.
Me: Sometimes I ask, who I am, why am I here. I can't get the answer.
God: Seek not to find who you are, but to determine who you want to be. Stop looking for a purpose as to why you are here. Create it. Life is not a process of discovery but a process of creation.
Me: How can I get the best out of life?
God: Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence.Prepare for the future without fear.
Me: One last question. Sometimes I feel my prayers are not answered.
God: There are no unanswered prayers... At times the answer is NO.
Me: Thank you for this wonderful chat. I am so happy to start the day with a new sense of inspiration.
God: Well. Keep the faith and drop the fear. Don't believe your doubts and doubt your beliefs.
Life is a mystery to solve, not a problem to resolve.Trust me. Life is wonderful if you know how to live.

Husband Mart Funny One

Hello Friends,

      Enjoy this................

Husband Mart....!!!
A store called Husband Mart that sells husbands has just opened. A woman can go there and choose a husband from among many men.

The store consists of 6 floors. As you open the door to any floor you can choose a man from that floor or choose to go up to the next floor.

But you cannot go back down to a previous floor, except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to Husband Mart to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1- These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well,that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.

"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?" And up she goes again.

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids are extremely good looking, and help with the housework.

"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak."Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting
me further on?"

women are impossible to please.
     Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice day!

So up to the sixth floor she goes.   Kindle Wireless Reading Device, Wi-Fi, 6" Display, Graphite - Latest Generation



The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are 3,456,789,012th visitor to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exist solely as proof that

BYE!!
.

Cracked Pots

 

A very sweet message....

 

A water bearer in China had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which he carried across his neck.. One of the pots had a crack in it, while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walk from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years this went on daily, with the bearer delivering only one and a half pots full of water to his house.

Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments, perfect for which it was made.

But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it was able to accomplish only half of what it had been made to do.

After 2 years of what it perceived to be a bitter failure, it spoke to the water bearer one day by the stream,"I am ashamed of myself, and because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house."

The bearer said to the pot,
"Did you notice that there were flowers only on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side? That's because I have always known about your flaw, and I planted flower seeds on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back,you've watered them. For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate the table. Without you being just the way you are, there would not be this beauty to grace the house"

 

Moral: Each of us has our own unique flaws. We're all cracked pots.

 

But it's the cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding. You've just got to take each person for what they are, and look for the good in them.

Blessings to all my crackpot friends.

Creative Garden

 

Creative Garden

Politician Theory

Chandrababuism
You have two cows in Vijayawada. You hook them to internet and milk them
from Hyderabad.

Jayalalithaism
You have two cows. You teach them to cry,"Ammaaaaaaa..." and fall at your
feet.

Karunanidhiism
You have two cows. You give one to your son and the other to your nephew.

Gandhism
You have two cows. But you drink goat's milk.

Indiraism
You have two bulls. You adamantly consider them as cows.

Lalooism
You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crore worth of cattlefeed for them.

Rajnikantism
You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch their milk in your
mouth.

Rajivism
You have two cows. You paint them both to get colourful milk.

Softwarism:
Client has 2 cows and u need to milk them

1 .  First prepare a document when to milk them   (Project kick off)
2 .  Prepare a document how long you have to milk them   (Project plan)
3 .  Then prepare how to milk them (Design)
4 .  Then prepare what other accessories are needed to milk them
(Framework)
5 .  Then prepare a 2 dummy cows (sort of toy cows) and  show to client
     the way  in which u will milk them (UI Mockups & POC)
6 .  If client is not satisfied then redo from step 2
7 .  You actually start milking them and find that there are few problem
     with accessories. (Change framework)
8 .  Redo step 4
9 .  At last milk them and send it to onsite. (Coding over)
10.  Make sure that cow milks properly ( Testing)
11. Onsite reports that it is not milking there.
12. You break your head and find that onsite is trying to milk from bulls
13. At last onsite milk them and send to client (Testing)
14. Client says the quality of milk is not good. (User Acceptance Test)
15. Offsite then slogs and improves the quality of milk
16. Now the client says that the quality is good but its milking at slow
     rate (performance issue)
17. Again you slog and send it with good performance.
18. Client is happy???

By this time both the COWs aged and cant milk. (The software got old and
get ready for next release repeat from step 1)

Nasa Interview

NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one person
could go, and he will not return to Earth.

The first applicant, an American engineer, was asked how much he wanted to
be paid for going.

"A Million Dollars", he answered, "because I wish to donate it to M.I.T."

The next applicant, a Russian doctor, was asked the same question.

He asked for Two Million Dollars. "I wish to give a million to my family,
he explained, "and leave the other million for the advancement of medical
research."

The last applicant was a Indian politician . When asked how much money he
wanted, he whispered in the interviewer's ear, "Three million dollars."

"Why so much more than the others?" the interviewer asked.

The Indian Politician replied, $1 million is for you, I'll keep $1
million,and we'll give the American engineer $1million and send him to
Mars"....

Sardar again!!

> Enjoy!!
> Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the
> road....why ?
> Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming
> back from the office 
> A woman had 8 sons all named Kevin. On asking how
> she managed to call one in particular
> She replied: That's easy. I call them by their
> surname !
>
> koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha
> tha ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se
> baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola:
> Lagta hai pahunch gai
>
>
> How do you fit 30 marwadis in a Maruti 800 ?
> Throw a 100 rupee note inside
>
> 
>  A small boy wrote to Santa Claus : " Send me a
> brother "
> Santa wrote back : " Send me your mother "
> 
> 
> Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees
> inside and closes it.
> Wife observes the whole episode
> Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes
> Why are you doing this?
> Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level
> regularly
> 
> 
> What is the full form of singh: S-sardar I-insaan
> N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.
> 
> 
> Angry sardar-Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga - mita
> dunga- mita dunga.
> Another sardar standing besides said mein tujhe
> rubber nahi dunga.
> 
> 
> Santa singh: Can u spell a word that has more than
> 100 letters in it?
> Banta singh: Post office.
> 
> 
> Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says,"
> break nahi mar sakta tha kya?
> Sardar replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar
> di....."
> 
> 
> Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par
> bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe
> honge....think.............
> "SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"
> 
> 
> Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho?
> Friend: B.A.
> Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur
> woh bhi ulte.
> 
> 
> A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
> Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of
> THINK.
> I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.
> 
> 
> Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to
> muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
> Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
> Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
> 
>
> Sardar jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak ek
> sardar jhad se ulta latak ke gaane
> laga, dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka he, Sardar
> bola oye side B gaa raha hun.
> 
> 
> Sardarni asks her lover,"Santa dear, if we get
> engaged, will u give me a ring?"
> "Sure" replies santa. "Whats ur phone no?"
>
>

History Repeats But Names Changed or Interchanged

Presidential Coincidence........

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven
letters.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the
White
House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners.

Both successors were named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in
1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in
1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born
in
1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born
in
1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are comprised of fifteen letters.

"Booth" ran from the theater and was caught in a
warehouse.
"Oswald" ran from a warehouse and was caught in a
theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their
trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe,
Maryland.

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn
Monroe.

Kidnap Sardarji Joke

You know that Kidnapping is a NEW UPCOMING BUSINESS in
Bihar... But
it will execute in Panjab...

Here is the fact...
There was a Sardarji (HARMEET SINGH) who was down on
his luck. In
order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid
and hold him
for ransom.
He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him
behind a tree,
and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
HARMEET then wrote a note saying:
"I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put
Rs.2,00,000 in a
paper bag and put it beneath the mango tree on the
north side of the
city playground".
Signed: "A Sardarji"

HARMEET then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and
sent him home to
show it to his parents. The next morning the HARMEET
checked, and
sure enough a paper bag was kept beneath the mango
tree.The boy was
sitting next to the bag. HARMEET opened up the bag and
found the
Rs.2,00,000 in cash with a note saying:
"How can a sardarji do this to a fellow Sardarji? Take
the money,
and Please leave my son."
Signed: "Another Sardarji"

Gone are the days Poem

     Gone are the days........but not the memories
 
      Gone are the days
      When the school reopened after finals,
      And we settled in our new desks and benches.

        Gone are the days
      When we queued up in book depot,
      And got our new books and notes.

        Gone are the days
      When we wanted two Sundays and no Mondays, yet
      Managed to line up daily for the morning prayers.

        Gone are the days
      When we chased one another in the corridors in Intervals,
      And returned to the classrooms drenched in sweat.

        Gone are the days
      When we had lunch in classrooms, corridors,
      Playgrounds, under the trees and even in cycle sheds.

        Gone are the days
      When a single P.T. period in the week's Time Table, Was awaited more
      eagerly than the monsoons.

        Gone are the days
      Of fights but no conspiracies,
      Of Competitions but seldom jealousy.

        Gone are the days
      When few rushed to
      "Conquer" window seats in our School bus.

        Gone are the days
      Of Sports Day, and the annual School Day,
      And the one-month long preparations for them.

        Gone are the days
      Of the stressful Quarterly, Half Yearly and Annual Exams,
      And the most enjoyed holidays after them.

      Gone are the days
      We learnt, we enjoyed, we played, we won, we lost, We laughed, we
      cried,
      we fought, we thought.

      Gone are the days
      With so much fun in them, so many friends,
      So much experience, all this and more.

      Gone are the days
      But not the memories, which will be
      Lingering in our hearts for ever and ever and
      Ever and ever and Ever.

      I hope you went back to your Golden Olden days..........

      For a while..........as I DID!!

      Didn't u???? 

Ganguly DADA's Series

Here DADA=Ganguly

Q. Dada teaching his daughter ABC....
A  A for Awkward bounce, B for Bowled, C for caught,
D for Dadagiri
..........


Q. what is the similarity between 100 m race and
Dada's innings?
A. Both take same time to complete.


Q. Easiest way to get Dada out?
A. just bowl to him .... He will get out anyway.


Q. How can Dada score century in cricket?
A. By bowling 10 overs........ he will give away 100
runs


Q. Which is the best team in the world?
A. India offcourse...... plays with 10 people (dada
cant bat, bowl or
field) and still wins sometimes.


Q. What shud Dada do after retirement?
A. Become catching coach ..... he offers best
catches in the game of
cricket.


  Q. What's Rahul Dravid's latest statement about
Dada?
A. "In the pavilion, first there's God and then
there's Dada".


Q. What's Dada's favorite Engilsh movie?
A. Gone in 60 Seconds


Q. Whats Dada's favorite hindi movie?
A. Aa ab laut chalen.


Q. Whats Dada's favorite song?
A. Ek pal ka Jeena ...... Phir to hai jana (Kaho na
pyar hai)


Q. Whats Dada's favorite food?
A. Maggie (offcourse.... He puts Maggie noodles in a
pan before going to
bat and h! e comes back just in time when it is
ready)


Q. Why did Dada decide to donate his Bat?
A. He doesn't use it anyways.


Q. Who can beat Dada's record of 2 min at crease?
A. Dada himself if he can improve his running speed.

SANTA SINGH WRITES TO BILL GATES

Letter to Mr.Bill Gates from Banta singh

Dear Mr Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab . We have
bought a computer for
our home and we found problems, which I want to bring
to your notice.

After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail

account and whenever
we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column,
only ****** appears,
but
in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears,
but we face this
problem only in password field. We checked with
hardware vendor Santa Singh
and he said that there is no problem in keyboard.
Because of this we open
the e-mail account with password *****. I request you
to check this as we
ourselves do not know what the password is.

We are unable to enter anything after we click the
shut down button.

There is a button 'start' but there is no stop button.

We request you to
check this.

We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend
clicked 'run' has ran
upto Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to
sit so that we can
click
that by sitting.

One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in
system? As I find only
're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

Also there is 'Find' button but it is not working
properly. My wife lost
the
door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with
this 'find', but
unable
to trace. Is it a bug??

Thanks,
Banta Singh
Punjab