1 Rupee = 45 Dollars ? Can u imagine

What happens if 1 rupee = 45 dollars !

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Scene 1

Venue : Microsoft Corporation, New York , US. Some s/w engineers are seeing 
some photographs.

s/w engg 1 : What's that? 
s/w engg 2 : Bob's photographs from India
s/w engg 1 : Wow. Let me see. Which is this place?
s/w engg 3 : (Sees the photo) This is ITPL, Bangalore.
s/w engg 1 : Fundoo yaar! And what is this? He got Bajaj Pulsar also. 
s/w engg 2 : Let me see (sees). This guy enjoyng life maan...
s/w engg 3 : You know how much an Bajaj Pulsar costs?

Nearly 60K.....
Say it in dollars... (60000*45 = 27,00,000 dollars)
s/w engg 2: Oops. We can't dream of such a thing here. 
s/w engg 1 : Let's go to India & try for a job.

[Everybody excited.]



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SCENE 2
Venue: Sun Microsystems, SanFrancisco , California, US 

s/w engg 1: I'm with you man. My Visa is expected anytime. Soon I will fly 
to India

s/w engg 2: Ohhh.... When is the party?

s/w engg 1: When I get it on hand.

s/w engg 2: Where will you be working? 

s/w engg 1 : I'll be working in Electronic City.

s/w engg 2 : Oh! Electronic City. Great yaar. where it is...

s/w engg 1 : It is in Bangalore.

s/w engg 3 : Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like California. You'll  
love the weather yaar. One of my friends is in Koramangala...He says it's 
the ultimate place to live in Bangalore. Cool maan.

s/w engg 2 : Who is the client yaar?

s/w engg 1: You know Municipality Corporation of Bangalore ? 


s/w engg 3 : Yeah. MCB. One of my friends is there in the Road Cleaning 
Division. Most challenging job yaar. People are working in the cutting edge 
of technology there.

s/w engg 1 : I'll be writing software for the accounts department of the  
GCU.

s/w engg 2: GCU? what it means...?


s/w engg 1 : that is Garbage Collecting Unit.

s/w engg 3 : : Great yaar. That's what I like about

that country. You can get a job which requires all your skill. Not like  
here. See I'm writing software for the space shuttle remote control. I hate 
this.

s/w engg 1 : Don't worry guys. I'll give you my Hotmail id. You can send 
your resume to me and I'll forward it to the 
HRD.



[Everybody takes down his Hotmail id.]



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SCENE 3

Venue: IBM, New York, US

(Conversation between a Male s/w engg. and Female s/w engg.) 

Male : Hi!
Female: Hi. You know. I'm planning to settle in India soon.
Male : What??
Female : Yeah. My marriage will be here in America only. He is doing his 
Ph.D in J.N.T.U and he's coming here for a month. His study will be over in  
2 months. He's already got a job in MSCB. We planned to settle in Hyd 
itself... I'm also planning to work there. Let's see...

Male: Good luck... dont forget us & US...

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SCENE 4



Venue: Intel Corp. US
s/w engg 1: Great news guys. Our George has got admission in the IGNOU with 
scholarship for B.A History. A great new field yaar...All are excited...

 George : Got my Visa yesterday. It's all finalized now.


s/w engg 2 : Congrats yaar. So you are out of this country.

s/w engg 1 : B.A in Histroy...ohh. ..man, enjoy your life there!!

s/w engg 2 :Got full aid, eh? 

George : Yeah. Got the UGC scholarship That will be 1200 Rupees / year.

s/w engg 1 : Great. Enjoy.

s/w engg 2 : (Thinking loud): 1200 Indian Rupees...! that means 1200 * 45 = 
54000 Dollars... with that amount I can buy an three bed-room flat & a  
Mercedes here...!!!



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SCENE 5


A foreigner working in Hyderabad as Software Engg gets a call from his Home 
..
 
Father : What are you doing son ?

S/w Eng : Having breakfast ?

Father : what are you eating ?

S/w Eng: Coconut Sauce and Rice Bread i.e.,(Idli and Chutney)