Sardar again!!

> Enjoy!!
> Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the
> road....why ?
> Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming
> back from the office 
> A woman had 8 sons all named Kevin. On asking how
> she managed to call one in particular
> She replied: That's easy. I call them by their
> surname !
>
> koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha
> tha ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se
> baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola:
> Lagta hai pahunch gai
>
>
> How do you fit 30 marwadis in a Maruti 800 ?
> Throw a 100 rupee note inside
>
> 
>  A small boy wrote to Santa Claus : " Send me a
> brother "
> Santa wrote back : " Send me your mother "
> 
> 
> Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees
> inside and closes it.
> Wife observes the whole episode
> Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes
> Why are you doing this?
> Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level
> regularly
> 
> 
> What is the full form of singh: S-sardar I-insaan
> N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.
> 
> 
> Angry sardar-Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga - mita
> dunga- mita dunga.
> Another sardar standing besides said mein tujhe
> rubber nahi dunga.
> 
> 
> Santa singh: Can u spell a word that has more than
> 100 letters in it?
> Banta singh: Post office.
> 
> 
> Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says,"
> break nahi mar sakta tha kya?
> Sardar replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar
> di....."
> 
> 
> Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par
> bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe
> honge....think.............
> "SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"
> 
> 
> Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho?
> Friend: B.A.
> Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur
> woh bhi ulte.
> 
> 
> A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
> Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of
> THINK.
> I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.
> 
> 
> Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to
> muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
> Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
> Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
> 
>
> Sardar jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak ek
> sardar jhad se ulta latak ke gaane
> laga, dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka he, Sardar
> bola oye side B gaa raha hun.
> 
> 
> Sardarni asks her lover,"Santa dear, if we get
> engaged, will u give me a ring?"
> "Sure" replies santa. "Whats ur phone no?"
>
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